RUN, RALPHIE BOY, RUN!!!

B&B:

Lots to say this fine (AND IT JUST GOT FINER) Sunday morning, but let me not bury my lead:

RALPH NADER IS RUNNING (FOR PRESIDENT)!

And here is the delicious Logic Chain:

1. The prospect is great that this presidential contest will, again, be decided very closely - say, within 2%.

2. Ralph Nader will get 1-2%.

3. Despite the desperate, wrong, hilarious attempts by liberals to argue that Nader's vote is "hard to predict" or "he will hurt both parties equally", the fact of life is this: 90% of whatever votes Ralph Nader attracts will have otherwise gone Democrat.

RALPH NADER'S CANDIDACY MAY MAKE A DEMOCRAT VICTORY IMPOSSIBLE.

("Hello, Doc? I am supposed to call you if I get aroused for a period longer than four hours, right? Well, did you see Meet The Press, this Morning?......)

Run, Ralphie Boy, Run!
Run!

Excelsior!

JS