Lots to say this fine (AND IT JUST GOT FINER) Sunday morning, but let me not bury my lead:
RALPH NADER IS RUNNING (FOR PRESIDENT)!
And here is the delicious Logic Chain:
1. The prospect is great that this presidential contest will, again, be decided very closely - say, within 2%.
2. Ralph Nader will get 1-2%.
3. Despite the desperate, wrong, hilarious attempts by liberals to argue that Nader's vote is "hard to predict" or "he will hurt both parties equally", the fact of life is this: 90% of whatever votes Ralph Nader attracts will have otherwise gone Democrat.
RALPH NADER'S CANDIDACY MAY MAKE A DEMOCRAT VICTORY IMPOSSIBLE.
("Hello, Doc? I am supposed to call you if I get aroused for a period longer than four hours, right? Well, did you see Meet The Press, this Morning?......)
Run, Ralphie Boy, Run!