AL-QUEIDA IN 2012 OLYMPICS!

JAYLY NEWS.....On The Campaign

AS 2008 BEJING OLYMPICS CLOSE, AL-QUEIDA ANNOUNCES IT WILL SPONSOR ITS OWN OLYMPIC TEAM UNDER THE AL-QUEIDA FLAG IN LONDON, 2012 AN OLYMPIC TEAM OF "JIHADIST ISMALIC WARRIORS".

ASKED FOR COMMENT, BARACK OBAMA SAID TODAY "IF AL-QUEIDA FIELDS AN OLYMPIC TEAM, AMERICA MUST ACCEPT THAT, AND WE MUST TREAT THEM WITH THE RESPECT OF ANY OTHER NATIONAL TEAM, IN THE OLYMPIC SPIRIT."

(Okay, I made this up....but you found it believable, right?)


Exactly.

Excelsior!

JS