JAY-LY NEWS, Monday 7/28

THE CONVERSATION:

@ OBAMA'S MOST EGGREGIOUS CRIMES
(Hear audio today, Monday)

@ HOPE?
# Possible Barack-lash showing in polls?
# Barack as George III?

@ McCAIN OPOPSES AFFIMATIVE ACTION!
# one reason why polls good in swing states

@ ...BUT McCAIN "ENTHUSIASM GAP" LINGERS
#...and non-Romney choice would be deathknell.

@ OBAMA: "USA NEED TO RE-ENGAGE*"
* Surrender.

@ "PENTAGON FLEXES ITS ALTRUISM MUSCLE"
I did not make this up. Now, formally, our military as social workers.
I am sure Al Queida is impressed and worried.

@ WITCHES INSULTED. (Herald, 7/28 Ed. pg.)
Doomed, I say.

@ "JWHORENALISTS OF COLOR"
Is it a black thing?

@ HOUSING (PROUNOUNCED WHORE-SING) BILL PASSED, YOU LO$E!
Giant welfare bail-out = United States of Socialism.
# Deadbeats get your money - but Business Loans get cut.

@ JWHORENALISTS WITHOUT COLOR
# "How Obama Became Next President"

@ IRAN: WE HAVE PLENTY OF NUKE CAPABILITY, AND WILL NOT STOP.
And who will stop them? OBAMA??!!

@ SCHOOL TESTS ABANDONED FOR REASONS OF "CIVIL RIGHTS"
We are truly doomed to producing generations of morons.

@ BOSTON OFFERS YOUTH SUMMER HIP HOP CAMPS.
Real-life skills for real-life achievement.

@ "NANTUCKET's CULTURAL CLASH"
# Nantucket, R.I.P.

@ "DEATH ROW PRISONERS REACH OUT, ON INTERNET."
Did I mention we are surely doomed?

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